Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"

Make It Land

Let the Tank Change Shape

The opening naturally places two fish inside an aquarium. The question forces “tank” to change into a vehicle that needs a driver, creating a new and absurd picture without changing any earlier words. Keep the setup short and ordinary. Pause after the first sentence so the aquarium image settles, then give the fish's question with sincere confusion rather than a comic voice. The cleaner the delivery, the faster listeners can replace the glass fish tank with the armored kind in their imagination.