Holiday & Seasonal Jokes
Question & answer
Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters?
They don't have the stomach for it.
Behind the Groan
No Stomach for the Ride
Not having the stomach for something means lacking the nerve or tolerance to face it. A skeleton literally has no stomach, making the usual explanation for avoiding a turbulent roller coaster anatomically true. Ask the setup like the skeleton made a sensible choice at an amusement park. Pause before “stomach” and keep the answer dry so the courage idiom and missing organ land together.