Animal Jokes
Question & answer
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On a bunny-moon.
Behind the Groan
Why the Diamond Quacked Under Pressure
Natural diamonds form deep underground under intense heat and pressure. “Cracked under pressure” is also a familiar expression for failing when stress becomes too much. Because this diamond is shaped like a duck, the punchline changes “cracked” to “quacked,” the sound a duck makes. The science clue, common expression, and animal sound all meet in one line. Keep the setup matter-of-fact, then say “quacked” clearly without imitating a duck; the single sound change should carry the joke.