Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Behind the Groan

Prepared for Either Hole

In golf, a hole in one is the rare achievement of finishing a hole with a single stroke. With an extra pair of pants in the setup, the phrase suddenly suggests a torn garment instead. Present the advice as a practical golfing tip. Pause before “hole in one” and let the familiar sports term briefly sound like a wardrobe emergency.